this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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