is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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