It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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