so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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