Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
