On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I love having hate sex.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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