dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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