hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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