How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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