So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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