I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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