Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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