i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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