so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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