on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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