i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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