Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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