Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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