okay pat passed out under dana's car
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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