WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Sext me about skeletons
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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