wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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