dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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