i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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