after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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