brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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