It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
don't judge my taste in strippers
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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