ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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