They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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