Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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