She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
