Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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