so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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