it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We're too hungover to prance.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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