and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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