YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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