This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Why is your signature on my underwear?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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