I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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