Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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