We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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