I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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