"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
This girl is more easily done than said...
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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