If i come over, it means nothing
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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