She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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