it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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