I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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