HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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