don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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