Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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