That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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