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how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
So. Much. Porn.
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