Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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