spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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