The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
do nipples grow back?
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