Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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