I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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