Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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