His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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