Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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