Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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