My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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